GOBLIN99 \u2014 $GOBLIN<\/title>\n <link rel=\"preconnect\" href=\"https:\/\/fonts.googleapis.com\" \/>\n <link rel=\"preconnect\" href=\"https:\/\/fonts.gstatic.com\" crossorigin \/>\n <link\n href=\"https:\/\/fonts.googleapis.com\/css2?family=Caveat+Brush&family=DM+Mono:wght@400;500&family=Space+Grotesk:wght@400;500;600;700&display=swap\"\n rel=\"stylesheet\"\n \/>\n <style>\n :root {\n --ink: #0d0b13;\n --black: #08070c;\n --paper: #f3efdf;\n --lime: #c4ff2e;\n --lime-soft: #e2ff81;\n --purple: #6d32ff;\n --purple-deep: #30106f;\n --gold: #ffbf24;\n --hot: #ff4c73;\n --line: rgba(243, 239, 223, 0.28);\n --display: \"Caveat Brush\", \"Comic Sans MS\", cursive;\n --body: \"Space Grotesk\", Arial, sans-serif;\n --mono: \"DM Mono\", \"Courier New\", monospace;\n }\n p{\n font-weight: 700 !important;\n opacity: 1 !important;\n font-size: 1rem !important;\n \n }\n\n * {\n box-sizing: border-box;\n }\n\n html {\n scroll-behavior: smooth;\n background: var(--black);\n }\n\n body {\n margin: 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home\">\n <span class=\"brand-mark\" aria-hidden=\"true\"><\/span>\n <span>GOBLIN99 \/ $GOBLIN<\/span>\n <\/a>\n <div class=\"nav-links\">\n <a href=\"#energy\">The energy<\/a>\n <a href=\"#showcase\">Character<\/a>\n <a href=\"#community\">Community<\/a>\n <a class=\"nav-buy\" href=\"#final\">Get in<\/a>\n <\/div>\n <\/nav>\n\n <main id=\"top\">\n <section class=\"section hero\" aria-labelledby=\"hero-title\">\n <div class=\"hero-content\">\n \n <h1 class=\"display hero-title\" id=\"hero-title\">\n GOBLIN<span>99<\/span>\n <\/h1>\n <div class=\"hero-copy\">\n <p>\n <strong>99% chaos. 1% common sense.<\/strong><br \/>\n A mischievous little creature for internet culture, absurd humor,\n and the jokes that should probably stay in the group chat.\n <\/p>\n <div class=\"hero-actions\">\n <button\n class=\"button button-primary hero-ca-button\"\n id=\"copy-ca\"\n type=\"button\"\n data-address=\"CA: COMING SOON\"\n aria-label=\"Copy GOBLIN99 contract address\"\n >\n <span>Copy CA<\/span>\n <small>CA: COMING SOON<\/small>\n <span aria-hidden=\"true\">\u29c9<\/span>\n <span class=\"copy-status\" id=\"copy-status\">COPIED<\/span>\n <\/button>\n <a class=\"button button-secondary\" href=\"#community\">Enter the swamp <span aria-hidden=\"true\">\u2197<\/span><\/a>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n \n \n \n \n \n <\/section>\n\n <div class=\"marquee-divider\" aria-hidden=\"true\">\n <div class=\"marquee-track\">\n <span>99% chaos \/ 1% common sense<\/span>\n <span>99% chaos \/ 1% common sense<\/span>\n <span>99% chaos \/ 1% common sense<\/span>\n <span>99% chaos \/ 1% common sense<\/span>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n\n <section class=\"section energy\" id=\"energy\" aria-labelledby=\"energy-title\">\n <div class=\"energy-copy reveal\">\n <div class=\"eyebrow\">The operating system<\/div>\n <h2 class=\"display energy-title\" id=\"energy-title\">Goblin<span>mode<\/span><\/h2>\n <p>\n We do not predict the next meme. We <em>become<\/em> the next meme.\n GOBLIN99 is a blank canvas with very loud opinions.\n <\/p>\n <\/div>\n\n <div class=\"energy-manifesto reveal\">\n <div class=\"manifesto-line\">\n <div class=\"manifesto-number\">01<\/div>\n <div>\n <h3>Think less<\/h3>\n <p>Overthinking is just fear wearing a tie. Take the funny route.<\/p>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n <div class=\"manifesto-line\">\n <div class=\"manifesto-number\">02<\/div>\n <div>\n <h3>Post more<\/h3>\n <p>Every bad idea is one repost away from becoming a cultural event.<\/p>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n <div class=\"manifesto-line\">\n <div class=\"manifesto-number\">03<\/div>\n <div>\n <h3>Stay weird<\/h3>\n <p>The swamp is open to all. Bring your friends, your memes, and your worst take.<\/p>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n\n <img decoding=\"async\"\n class=\"energy-character\"\n src=\"http:\/\/goblin99.online\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/visual1.png\"\n alt=\"\"\n aria-hidden=\"true\"\n \/>\n <\/section>\n\n <div class=\"marquee-divider\" aria-hidden=\"true\">\n <div class=\"marquee-track\">\n <span>think less \/ post more \/ stay weird<\/span>\n <span>think less \/ post more \/ stay weird<\/span>\n <span>think less \/ post more \/ stay weird<\/span>\n <span>think less \/ post more \/ stay weird<\/span>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n\n <section class=\"section showcase\" id=\"showcase\" aria-labelledby=\"showcase-title\">\n <div class=\"showcase-topline\">\n <span>Specimen \/ 99<\/span>\n <span>Do not feed after midnight<\/span>\n <\/div>\n <div class=\"showcase-stage\">\n <h2 class=\"display showcase-label\" id=\"showcase-title\">The<span>gob<\/span><\/h2>\n <img decoding=\"async\"\n class=\"featured-image\"\n src=\"http:\/\/goblin99.online\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/featured3.png\"\n alt=\"GOBLIN99 featured character artwork\"\n \/>\n <\/div>\n <div class=\"showcase-footline\">\n <span>GOBLIN99 \/ Original character study<\/span>\n <span>Made for the timeline<\/span>\n <\/div>\n <\/section>\n\n <div class=\"marquee-divider\" aria-hidden=\"true\">\n <div class=\"marquee-track\">\n <span>meet the gob \/ make a meme \/ repeat<\/span>\n <span>meet the gob \/ make a meme \/ repeat<\/span>\n <span>meet the gob \/ make a meme \/ repeat<\/span>\n <span>meet the gob \/ make a meme \/ repeat<\/span>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n\n <section class=\"section chaos\" id=\"community\" aria-labelledby=\"chaos-title\">\n <div class=\"chaos-content reveal\">\n <div class=\"eyebrow\">Open invitation<\/div>\n <h2 class=\"display chaos-title\" id=\"chaos-title\">Get<span>weird<\/span><\/h2>\n <p>\n No velvet rope. No secret handshake. Just a very online community\n making the internet a little stranger, one <strong>goblin post<\/strong>\n at a time.\n <\/p>\n <div class=\"social-actions\">\n <a class=\"button button-primary social-button\" href=\"https:\/\/t.me\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer\">\n <svg viewBox=\"0 0 24 24\" aria-hidden=\"true\"><path d=\"M21.7 3.3 18.5 20c-.24 1.18-.87 1.47-1.76.92l-4.82-3.55-2.33 2.24c-.26.26-.48.48-.98.48l.35-4.92 8.96-8.1c.39-.35-.09-.55-.61-.2L6.23 13.9l-4.75-1.49c-1.04-.33-1.06-1.04.22-1.54L20.27 3.2c.87-.32 1.63.2 1.43.1Z\"\/><\/svg>\n Telegram\n <\/a>\n <a class=\"button button-secondary social-button\" href=\"https:\/\/x.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer\">\n <svg viewBox=\"0 0 24 24\" aria-hidden=\"true\"><path d=\"M18.24 2.25h3.68l-8.04 9.19L23.34 21.75h-7.51l-5.88-7.69-6.73 7.69H-.46l8.6-9.83L-9.14 2.25h7.7l5.32 7.03 6.16-7.03Zm-1.29 17.52h2.04L5.15 4.1H2.96l13.99 15.67Z\" transform=\"translate(1.5)\"\/><\/svg>\n X \/ Twitter\n <\/a>\n <\/div>\n <div class=\"chaos-note\">Come for the ticker. Stay for the screenshots.<\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/section>\n\n <div class=\"marquee-divider\" aria-hidden=\"true\">\n <div class=\"marquee-track\">\n <span>come for the ticker \/ stay for the memes<\/span>\n <span>come for the ticker \/ stay for the memes<\/span>\n <span>come for the ticker \/ stay for the memes<\/span>\n <span>come for the ticker \/ stay for the memes<\/span>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n\n <section class=\"section final\" id=\"final\" aria-labelledby=\"final-title\">\n <div class=\"final-visuals\" role=\"img\" aria-label=\"A collage of six GOBLIN99 character visuals\">\n <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/goblin99.online\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/visual1.png\" alt=\"\" \/>\n <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/goblin99.online\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/visual2.png\" alt=\"\" \/>\n <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/goblin99.online\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/visual3.png\" alt=\"\" \/>\n <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/goblin99.online\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/visual4.png\" alt=\"\" \/>\n <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/goblin99.online\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/visual5.png\" alt=\"\" \/>\n <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/goblin99.online\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/visual6.png\" alt=\"\" \/>\n <\/div>\n <div class=\"final-content\">\n <div class=\"eyebrow final-kicker\">The last sensible decision<\/div>\n <h2 class=\"display final-title\" id=\"final-title\">Go<span>goblin.<\/span><\/h2>\n <div class=\"final-bottom reveal\">\n <p>\n GOBLIN99 is community, character, and complete commitment to the\n bit. 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.chaos-title {\n font-size: 23vw;\n }\n\n .social-actions {\n display: grid;\n grid-template-columns: 1fr 1fr;\n }\n\n .social-button {\n min-width: 0;\n padding: 0 10px;\n }\n\n .final {\n min-height: 790px;\n padding-right: 20px;\n padding-left: 20px;\n }\n\n .final-visuals {\n top: 76px;\n right: 8px;\n width: calc(100% - 16px);\n gap: 0;\n opacity: 0.34;\n transform: rotate(-3deg);\n }\n\n .final-visuals img {\n height: 128px;\n }\n\n .final-title {\n font-size: 22vw;\n }\n\n .hero-ca-button {\n min-width: 0;\n width: 100%;\n max-width: 290px;\n padding: 0 12px;\n }\n\n .final-footer {\n gap: 12px;\n font-size: 8px;\n }\n }\n\n @media (prefers-reduced-motion: reduce) {\n html {\n scroll-behavior: auto;\n }\n\n *,\n *::before,\n *::after {\n animation-duration: 0.01ms !important;\n animation-iteration-count: 1 !important;\n transition-duration: 0.01ms !important;\n }\n }\n <\/style>\n <\/head>\n <body>\n <div class=\"grain\" aria-hidden=\"true\"><\/div>\n\n <nav class=\"site-nav\" aria-label=\"Main navigation\">\n <a class=\"brand-lockup\" href=\"#top\" aria-label=\"GOBLIN99 home\">\n <span class=\"brand-mark\" aria-hidden=\"true\"><\/span>\n <span>GOBLIN99 \/ $GOBLIN<\/span>\n <\/a>\n <div class=\"nav-links\">\n <a href=\"#energy\">The energy<\/a>\n <a href=\"#showcase\">Character<\/a>\n <a href=\"#community\">Community<\/a>\n <a class=\"nav-buy\" href=\"#final\">Get in<\/a>\n <\/div>\n <\/nav>\n\n <main id=\"top\">\n <section class=\"section hero\" aria-labelledby=\"hero-title\">\n <div class=\"hero-content\">\n \n <h1 class=\"display hero-title\" id=\"hero-title\">\n GOBLIN<span>99<\/span>\n <\/h1>\n <div class=\"hero-copy\">\n <p>\n <strong>99% chaos. 1% common sense.<\/strong><br \/>\n A mischievous little creature for internet culture, absurd humor,\n and the jokes that should probably stay in the group chat.\n <\/p>\n <div class=\"hero-actions\">\n <button\n class=\"button button-primary hero-ca-button\"\n id=\"copy-ca\"\n type=\"button\"\n data-address=\"CA: COMING SOON\"\n aria-label=\"Copy GOBLIN99 contract address\"\n >\n <span>Copy CA<\/span>\n <small>CA: COMING SOON<\/small>\n <span aria-hidden=\"true\">\u29c9<\/span>\n <span class=\"copy-status\" id=\"copy-status\">COPIED<\/span>\n <\/button>\n <a class=\"button button-secondary\" href=\"#community\">Enter the swamp <span aria-hidden=\"true\">\u2197<\/span><\/a>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n \n \n \n \n \n <\/section>\n\n <div class=\"marquee-divider\" aria-hidden=\"true\">\n <div class=\"marquee-track\">\n <span>99% chaos \/ 1% common sense<\/span>\n <span>99% chaos \/ 1% common sense<\/span>\n <span>99% chaos \/ 1% common sense<\/span>\n <span>99% chaos \/ 1% common sense<\/span>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n\n <section class=\"section energy\" id=\"energy\" aria-labelledby=\"energy-title\">\n <div class=\"energy-copy reveal\">\n <div class=\"eyebrow\">The operating system<\/div>\n <h2 class=\"display energy-title\" id=\"energy-title\">Goblin<span>mode<\/span><\/h2>\n <p>\n We do not predict the next meme. We <em>become<\/em> the next meme.\n GOBLIN99 is a blank canvas with very loud opinions.\n <\/p>\n <\/div>\n\n <div class=\"energy-manifesto reveal\">\n <div class=\"manifesto-line\">\n <div class=\"manifesto-number\">01<\/div>\n <div>\n <h3>Think less<\/h3>\n <p>Overthinking is just fear wearing a tie. Take the funny route.<\/p>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n <div class=\"manifesto-line\">\n <div class=\"manifesto-number\">02<\/div>\n <div>\n <h3>Post more<\/h3>\n <p>Every bad idea is one repost away from becoming a cultural event.<\/p>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n <div class=\"manifesto-line\">\n <div class=\"manifesto-number\">03<\/div>\n <div>\n <h3>Stay weird<\/h3>\n <p>The swamp is open to all. Bring your friends, your memes, and your worst take.<\/p>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n\n <img decoding=\"async\"\n class=\"energy-character\"\n src=\"http:\/\/goblin99.online\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/visual1.png\"\n alt=\"\"\n aria-hidden=\"true\"\n \/>\n <\/section>\n\n <div class=\"marquee-divider\" aria-hidden=\"true\">\n <div class=\"marquee-track\">\n <span>think less \/ post more \/ stay weird<\/span>\n <span>think less \/ post more \/ stay weird<\/span>\n <span>think less \/ post more \/ stay weird<\/span>\n <span>think less \/ post more \/ stay weird<\/span>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n\n <section class=\"section showcase\" id=\"showcase\" aria-labelledby=\"showcase-title\">\n <div class=\"showcase-topline\">\n <span>Specimen \/ 99<\/span>\n <span>Do not feed after midnight<\/span>\n <\/div>\n <div class=\"showcase-stage\">\n <h2 class=\"display showcase-label\" id=\"showcase-title\">The<span>gob<\/span><\/h2>\n <img decoding=\"async\"\n class=\"featured-image\"\n src=\"http:\/\/goblin99.online\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/featured3.png\"\n alt=\"GOBLIN99 featured character artwork\"\n \/>\n <\/div>\n <div class=\"showcase-footline\">\n <span>GOBLIN99 \/ Original character study<\/span>\n <span>Made for the timeline<\/span>\n <\/div>\n <\/section>\n\n <div class=\"marquee-divider\" aria-hidden=\"true\">\n <div class=\"marquee-track\">\n <span>meet the gob \/ make a meme \/ repeat<\/span>\n <span>meet the gob \/ make a meme \/ repeat<\/span>\n <span>meet the gob \/ make a meme \/ repeat<\/span>\n <span>meet the gob \/ make a meme \/ repeat<\/span>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n\n <section class=\"section chaos\" id=\"community\" aria-labelledby=\"chaos-title\">\n <div class=\"chaos-content reveal\">\n <div class=\"eyebrow\">Open invitation<\/div>\n <h2 class=\"display chaos-title\" id=\"chaos-title\">Get<span>weird<\/span><\/h2>\n <p>\n No velvet rope. No secret handshake. Just a very online community\n making the internet a little stranger, one <strong>goblin post<\/strong>\n at a time.\n <\/p>\n <div class=\"social-actions\">\n <a class=\"button button-primary social-button\" href=\"https:\/\/t.me\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer\">\n <svg viewBox=\"0 0 24 24\" aria-hidden=\"true\"><path d=\"M21.7 3.3 18.5 20c-.24 1.18-.87 1.47-1.76.92l-4.82-3.55-2.33 2.24c-.26.26-.48.48-.98.48l.35-4.92 8.96-8.1c.39-.35-.09-.55-.61-.2L6.23 13.9l-4.75-1.49c-1.04-.33-1.06-1.04.22-1.54L20.27 3.2c.87-.32 1.63.2 1.43.1Z\"\/><\/svg>\n Telegram\n <\/a>\n <a class=\"button button-secondary social-button\" href=\"https:\/\/x.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer\">\n <svg viewBox=\"0 0 24 24\" aria-hidden=\"true\"><path d=\"M18.24 2.25h3.68l-8.04 9.19L23.34 21.75h-7.51l-5.88-7.69-6.73 7.69H-.46l8.6-9.83L-9.14 2.25h7.7l5.32 7.03 6.16-7.03Zm-1.29 17.52h2.04L5.15 4.1H2.96l13.99 15.67Z\" transform=\"translate(1.5)\"\/><\/svg>\n X \/ Twitter\n <\/a>\n <\/div>\n <div class=\"chaos-note\">Come for the ticker. Stay for the screenshots.<\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/section>\n\n <div class=\"marquee-divider\" aria-hidden=\"true\">\n <div class=\"marquee-track\">\n <span>come for the ticker \/ stay for the memes<\/span>\n <span>come for the ticker \/ stay for the memes<\/span>\n <span>come for the ticker \/ stay for the memes<\/span>\n <span>come for the ticker \/ stay for the memes<\/span>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n\n <section class=\"section final\" id=\"final\" aria-labelledby=\"final-title\">\n <div class=\"final-visuals\" role=\"img\" aria-label=\"A collage of six GOBLIN99 character visuals\">\n <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/goblin99.online\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/visual1.png\" alt=\"\" \/>\n <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/goblin99.online\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/visual2.png\" alt=\"\" \/>\n <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/goblin99.online\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/visual3.png\" alt=\"\" \/>\n <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/goblin99.online\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/visual4.png\" alt=\"\" \/>\n <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/goblin99.online\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/visual5.png\" alt=\"\" \/>\n <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/goblin99.online\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/visual6.png\" alt=\"\" \/>\n <\/div>\n <div class=\"final-content\">\n <div class=\"eyebrow final-kicker\">The last sensible decision<\/div>\n <h2 class=\"display final-title\" id=\"final-title\">Go<span>goblin.<\/span><\/h2>\n <div class=\"final-bottom reveal\">\n <p>\n GOBLIN99 is community, character, and complete commitment to the\n bit. 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